Coffee&Cigarettes Music Factory Staff

Staff

2006-06-11T11:45:00.000-07:00

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Luis

2006-06-01T07:01:00.000-07:00

If you check myspace there's like 5 others of essentially this same picture.

Luis: genetically engineered to rock and raised by a pack of bisexual wolverines. Excercise caution.

Fun Facts:
- Luis is one of God's more mysterious mistakes. The reason he is a mistake is because God originally intended to make a poodle, but obviously he fucked that one up.
- Luis would appreaciate it if you addressed him as Colonel or Sir. He believes he's earned it.
- Luis was the original "Native American Chief" in the Village People. He quit because he found the musicians to be "a bunch of sissies." When asked for futher explanation, he elaborated, "No, I don't say that because they're gay. I say it because they're French."

CONTACT INFO
AIM: theZodiacDigital
Email: luis.r.mazariegos@gmail.com
Phone: 1-888-DO-LATIN (that's 1-888-365-2846). Discreet and confidential toll-free phone sex. The most affordable and highest-quality option.

Max

2006-06-01T07:00:00.002-07:00

Drew

2006-06-01T07:00:00.001-07:00

Josh

2006-06-01T07:00:00.000-07:00

Samantha

2006-05-15T02:46:00.000-07:00

Samantha. Yuh huh, clearly a wishful thinker. Previously wrote for So...Where is Helsinki?, an MP3 blog that gained a little popularity. I got a chance to start a new blog due to a class I'm taking. Hopefully, this site will be snazzy enough to get your attention and you'll come back for more. Now, get outta here and go look at the rest of the delicious staff.

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CONTACT: coffeeandcigarettesmusicfactory@yahoo.com

Zack

2006-05-15T02:39:00.000-07:00

Zack. Settle down ladies, I know he's from All Things Go.

Keith

2006-05-15T02:37:00.000-07:00

Keith. Ow ow owwwwww. 'nuff said.

2006-05-15T02:36:00.000-07:00

Marlon. Marlon has what some might call an unhealthy addiction to music. Perhaps it is no worse than any other aspiring music critic, but he was asked on prom night by his date if he ever spoke about anything besides music—he does but in small small increments. He attends Ohio Wesleyan University and is majoring in English with a creative writing concentration and is considering a music minor. He wonders why he decided to write this bio in third person…

2006-05-15T02:32:00.000-07:00

Chas. I've been dabbling in the local music scene for close to 5 years. To my liking, or not in some cases, my life plays out like record. A couple of hits, a couple of bad songs, and the occasional tear jerker. Music has been a common ground that I can relate with some people with; and since I'm in the local scene I feel as though I can really connect with the people at the local venues. So until next time, I'll see you at the show.

2006-05-15T02:31:00.000-07:00

Mike. We know him thus far as the awesome friend of Marlon's.